Saturday, March 28, 2009

Niagara Falls, Pennsylvania Sucks, and Brian the Philosopher


We're in Cleveland baby!!! Rock and Roll Hall of Fame tomorrow before hitting the road for another long day.

Niagara Falls was beautiful. We visited the American side exclusively, because while the Canadian side probably had the better view (opposite of the falls), we decided that the American side was the only side done right. A state park with walkways along side the river and bridges over the rushing rapids were as beautiful as the falls themselves. While over in Canada falls watchers gathered on a patch of grass the size of my dad's front lawn in the shadow of hideous casino sky scrapers, a ridiculous looking Ferris wheel, and a knock off of the Seattle Space Needle. Leave it to Canada to turn a piece of natural beauty into Disney land for degenerate adults.

As Chris explained in his second blog, Pennsylvania sucks! You have to buy beer in 24 packs from a special beverage store, unless you buy it from a bar. What the hell are they Utah's renegade younger brother?

And finally "time is like a beard"-THINK ABOUT IT!

1 comment:

  1. 6 years ago, it used to be the total opposite. I was shocked when I returned to the Canadian side recently and more shocked by how nice the American side had become. Score one for the ole USA (and our Indian casinos, which I'm told are responsible for the US side improvements).

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